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Check out the Podcast everyone will be talking about! [Oct. 2nd, 2006|12:14 am]

Listen to the first two episodes!
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(no subject) [Aug. 25th, 2006|05:35 pm]
New Masthead:

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To all you ass holes out there! [Aug. 14th, 2006|09:15 am]
Stop giving money to that ass hat, Will Ferrell. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby should not have been #1, let alone for 2 weeks in a row.
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Ye olde school ranten... [Jun. 2nd, 2006|02:40 pm]
Sorry I've neglected you my pretties, I have truly missed you oh so very much.

Right now I am at a weird fuckin' place in my life, I am so fuckin' bored but I am too lazy to do shit aboot it. I just want to go away. I want my own place and so I can sit and do the shit I wanna do all day and not turn into a different person when other people come home.

I wanna go to Ireland. I've never been off North America in my life and I wanna go see Europe. I've been checking out prices for aeroplanes and hostels and food. I've been trying to create a budget. I think I'd have enough with meinen tax return, but that is all I'd be able to do. I'd have no more "emergency moneys" just in case at some point the proverbial shit hits the fanny fan, I'd be figgity fuct. But just the romantic thought of going to another country all by myself and sleeping in Hostels, eating sam'miches in pubs. Well my brain kinda releases the dolphins if you follow me...

Then schools gonna be done here soon too, and that has me filled will all sorts of fuckin' fear. I don't wanna grow up just yet. I wanna learn more! I wanna go to school to be a radio DJ and I wanna to go to school to get a PhD. in biology! I wanna be a Doctor! I wanna to learn everything before I become an adult. I don't wanna work for no one but myself, doing the shit I love! Being able to say, "hey there I think today is a smashing day to go to Ireland." and then just get up and go! And come home to make a movie, do my radio show and then do experiments with some animals to see what I can do to help them live longer. Especially dogs. I'd give up a life of happiness with a wife if I could have a dog that could live for 80 years. Then I'd help some kids that are in desperate need of help.

I don't wanna go look for a freakin' job. I don't wanna get up at 5:00 in the fuckin' morning. I don't wanna slave away the next 10 years of my life at another place that doesn't treat me right or any of the other employees. I can't take that for the rest of my life, this monotonous, ending rat race. I just want to be able to do what I wanna to do. And answer to no one but myself. Yeah I got up to get more coffee and I lost my momentum that I started this post with.

I can also bitch at the fact that even though I stopped drinking everyday I haven't lost any weight at all. I missed bein' sexy.
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(no subject) [Feb. 28th, 2006|02:33 pm]
Well thanks to the tattle tale Cinesomething I have to post like a little girl because I was told to.

Well let's see...I've been working and going to school. I'll be quiting my job this month whether or not I gots a different job. And School will be done in June.

I hate the new NEWS paper theme. It's supposed to be "back to the basics" and we are doing everything old school...like PUNK ZINES. Yeah sounds good, but in all honesty it's better in theory but not so much in execution.

Went out with peoples last night for some karaoke. It was Leslie and Jay's birthday. And bless there hearts they both got birthday kisses. Hope they didn't need a birthday hotel room! Just kidding...

It was a lot of fun, I think the thing that makes it the most fun is all the sexual tension in the air. Nicole I told me to dance with this one chickie and I had no idea that she was in a polyamorous relationship with a guy and a gal that was there too. I know I had to make them mad, I wouldn't have done anything if I knew anything. They left in quite the hurry. Shame too, the little chickie has a Rory thing going on. She could so pass as a 13 year old girl.

And then there was another gal there that was 4 foot 8 inches and Mexican. Again better in theory but not so much in execution. She liked me and was hitting on me, but I was blind. Her friends told me the score and I've never been one for the one night stands. Half the time it takes time just to warm up to chicks.

There cinemahag are you cool with this entry? Does it lack anything?
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Screen shot from my new Video Game.... [Sep. 12th, 2005|03:28 pm]
Violent Ferret Boy in Las Vegas: the game

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BLUE!!! That's gay. [Jul. 12th, 2005|12:52 pm]


1.) Copy and paste this into your journal:
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2.) Eliminate the asterisks.
2 1/2.) Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
3.) See what color you are
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Now that's Like it! [Jun. 17th, 2005|06:24 pm]
[mood |determinedfuck you!]

[B][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=5]Violent Ferret Boy[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
[COLOR=Indigo]Click to view my test results[/COLOR][/URL]
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THE DRIEST MARTINI RECIPE [Jun. 1st, 2005|09:36 pm]
[mood |bouncydry...]
[music |Your mom screaming]

Taking 6 jiggers of gin and while drinking stare at a picture of Antonio Benedetto Carpano, the inventor of vermouth.
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2005|04:11 am]
[mood |crankyStinky Ferret]
[music |I love you too---Rainer Maria]

you know what would be sweet? A big ass bowl of Green M&M's and a fluffer...and a martini.
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